Hi my little techie torches. So how is your life in the meta-verse going for you? ah? Have you ever set foot there? Oh ?? Do you have nothing to turn to? Ah, do you mean you do not care about anything other than moving out into this shitty virtual world? Ah well okay. The words are said. The terms are set. But you will not prevent me from giving you jobs that already exist in this not really parallel world, for the future belongs to people who know how to use a virtual reality headset.
Clearly, in all the cliques of professions that have a future in the meta-verse, it is certainly one of those that comes at the forefront of the ranks. Not only can many interpret telecommute, but the metaverse also offers them work as such (Source).
If there is one profession that knows no boundaries, it is advertising. Already on their way to invade the Moon, advertisers obviously have a boulevard in front of them to conquer the metaverse. Do you want to take a cup of grief back?
Clearly, what would the metaverse be without the architects? We already needed them Beginning. In a space where there is everything to do, without the slightest limitation, an architectural firm went into the game of fully designing a city. Boah afterwards it’s their delirium huh. As long as they plan to help rebuild the ruins of Mariupol, I’m fine.
A Rennes start-up (probably formerly remorseful dog punks from Rennes 2) has developed the first hospital in the metaverse. In fact, the idea is not entirely stupid, it is above all a matter of virtually reproducing the operation of a hospital for the purpose of educating young doctors. We just hope they have thought about making dirty hospitals with understaffed and underpaid nurses. (source)
5. High Fashion Stylist
Designing an unwearable outfit at an indecent price is no longer a privilege for the rich in the real world. It is now possible to buy a high fashion dress in the metaverse.
What’s the point? Well, if you’re against progress, I can do nothing for you afterwards either.
Since the pandemic, virtual prostitution platforms have experienced a boom, as the article shows. Metaverset would therefore become the new ideal place to sell its charms virtually. Does it make you dream?
If you have never managed to break through despite your thousands of visits to Paris, it may be time to bet on the meta-verse, where the most elaborate forms of humor resemble a Linkedin post from a newly started CEO-up.
Wait wait … A space where you can change your identity, choose an avatar and communicate with the whole world, could be used for illegal activities ????
Welcome to the metaverse, a beautiful space with a future for traffickers of all kinds and terrorists.
9. A homeless man
Yeah ok, that’s not a job. The character is created by the Entourage Association to raise awareness among users. Well yes, because if we all end up on the metaverse, it means we no longer go out on the streets and we no longer see people begging and we let them die a little more with open mouths. Truly amazing this virtual world which finally robs us of all the misery of the world. Very humanistic.
A really nice breeder tried one fun thing: putting virtual reality helmets on his cows to make them think they are in a meadow. So yeah, okay, it’s not really a job to be a cow, but it’s crazy to imagine that we use the meta-verse to make them think they’m not really in a little box without meadow or sun. The metaverset really takes queues for hams.